Going Out?

What I Wanted Kid Jokes Submitted by RMHawaii Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?" Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

Going Out? Puns Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A woman drove to a parking garage searching for an open space, but she found none. Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly pulled alongside them and rolled down her window. She called out hopefully, "Going out?" "No," the man said, "we're just friends."

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