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ENIAC was the first electronic computer, right? But what about Colossus, which broke the German code two years earlier? Here's a short tour of Bletchley Park, where a replica of Colossus now exists.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Once upon a time, there was a man who loved tractors, absolutely loved them. He had multiple tractors, of course, but also tractor models, tractor wallpaper, tractor board games, even tractor porn. He married his high school sweetheart, who tolerated his tractor infatuation well. She didn't even mind the role playing where she was the tractor, he was the farmer, and he would work her "back forty." But sadly, one day a tractor rolled over her in the field. Her dying words were "Don't blame the tractor" as she headed to that big farm in the sky. But he did blame the tractor. He grew to hate tractors with all his heart. He destroyed his tractors, his tractor models, his wife's tractor suit, and even his tractor porn. He became a recluse, rarely leaving home. Finally, after years of loneliness, he decided it was time to return to the world. And, there was that cute little cashier down at the hardware store. He invited her to dinner. They went to a nice restaurant, with delicious food, good service, and great decor. But it was so smoky that his asthmatic date had trouble breathing. He noticed her discomfort and inhaled deeply. And inhaled and inhaled, sucking all the smoke from the room into his lungs. When the air was clear, he stepped outside and released it all the smoke into the night air. When he returned, his date asked, "How did you do that?" He replied, "Easy. I'm an extractor fan."
What form of exercise did Jesus use? Cross training.
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