Save Me A Seat

Debt Free Misc Jokes Submitted by Lloyd Grant "I am overjoyed! Soon I will be able to payoff all my loans and at last be debt free. I'm on my way to the bank, thrilled to know that in a very short while I will finally have all the money I need to begin enjoying life for once. I am so excited I can hardly get my ski mask on!"

Save Me A Seat Religious Jokes Submitted by HENNE A friend of mine and her husband were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday morning. They like to sit close to the front so they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling into the pew, an usher came up to them, tapped lightly on bench, and said, "Excuse me, this pew is saved." Without missing a beat, the husband replied, "So are we."

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