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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Definition of housework: What a wife does without anyone noticing it, until she doesn't do it.
Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch, rockin'. Pa says to Ma, "Screw you, Ma." Ma says to Pa, "Screw you, Pa." A few seconds go by and Pa says to Ma, "Screw you, Ma." Ma says to Pa, "Screw you, Pa." Another minute passes and Pa says to Ma, "Screw you, Ma." Ma says to Pa, "Screw you, Pa." Finally Pa says to Ma, "I don't git it, Ma. What do them young'uns git outta this oral sex?"
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