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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why was the redneck girl chosen as both homecoming queen and class valedictorian? She had the most teeth and could count them.
An artist who specialized in nudes had a studio in his home. One day his model reported for work and, as usual, began to undress. "Oh, don't bother," he said, "Not today. I've got this terrible cold and I just don't feel like painting today. I'll pay you and you can go home now." She replied, "Okay, but may I fix a cup of hot tea before I go?" He agreed. A few minutes later they were sitting in the living room, making conversation and sipping tea when he heard a key in the front door. "Oh, my God! It's my wife," he whispered loudly. "Quick! Take off all your clothes!"
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