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Overloaded Misc Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts Police officer: "Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I'm going to have to take away your driver's license."
Driver: "You're kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!"
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Following Fatherly Advice Family Jokes Submitted by Marty My father said I missed parts of the lawn when I cut it.
He told me people are respected when they do stand-up work.
My father has always been a wise man so I followed his wishes and became a comedian.
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Thought Of The Day: Happiness By Choice "Happiness is not by chance but by choice."
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