الثلاثاء، 8 أكتوبر 2024

Following Fatherly Advice

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Overloaded
Misc Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts

Police officer: "Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I'm going to have to take away your driver's license."

Driver: "You're kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!"

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Following Fatherly Advice
Family Jokes
Submitted by Marty

My father said I missed parts of the lawn when I cut it.

He told me people are respected when they do stand-up work.

My father has always been a wise man so I followed his wishes and became a comedian.

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