Mowing the Lawn

My Girlfriend Isn't Talking to Me Relationship Jokes Submitted by RobertAlex My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Mowing the Lawn Marriage Jokes Submitted by HENNE "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?" "Probably that I married you for your money."

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