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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Dear Dr. Phil: "When I was a child, my Dad cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family. Later, they divorced. Soon thereafter, Mom died in a car wreck. My brother and I had to live at my Grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family has lived on Grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. Uncle Andy is barely staying out of jail. My brother left home and now won't talk to us. Dad is 75 and just started working for the first time in his life. Eventually, he will want me to take the same job. Help!" Signed, Prince William
A new doctor is making his rounds when he notices a man masturbating in his room. He asks the nurse, "What's his problem?" and the nurse replies, "Him? Oh, that poor gentleman is suffering from a debilitating and painful condition that causes him to produce so much semen that, unless he purges himself every few hours, his testicles swell to grotesque proportions." "Oh," says the doctor. But in the very next room he sees another man, lying in bed with a nurse clearly giving him oral sex. "And exactly what is your explanation for that?!" The nurse just smiles. "Oh, he has the same condition; just better health insurance!"
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