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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A homeless man spied a banker leaving his office. "How about a buck for a cup of coffee?" The banker said, "Here's five bucks. Just don't bug me again." The next day, as the same banker was leaving the same office, the same tramp punched him in the nose. "Ow!" yelled the banker, "is that how you thank me for giving you five dollars yesterday?" The homeless man snarled back, "Those damned five cups of coffee kept me awake all night!"
My wife suggested we change positions in bed so I sat up and told her I had a headache!
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