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Definition of Math
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by LouLou

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

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Submitted by wadejagz

The congregation of a small stone church decided that the stone which formed the step up to the front door had become too worn by its years of use, and would have to be replaced.

Unfortunately, there were hardly any funds available for the replacement. Then someone came up with the bright idea that the replacement could be postponed for many years by simply turning the block of stone over.

They discovered that their great-grandparents had beaten them to it.


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