الخميس، 3 أكتوبر 2024

[CyberJoke3000] October 3, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This video gives you a close-up view of what it's like to fly with the Navy’s Blue Angels, in this case, over Seattle and Lake Washington.
https://biggeekdad.com/2015/05/blue-angels-pilot-view/

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Advertising Terms Explained: NEW: Different color from previous design. ALL NEW: Parts not compatible with previous designs. EXCLUSIVE: Imported. UNMATCHED: Nearly as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF OPERATION: No provision for adjustment. ADVANCED DESIGN: The ad agency doesn't understand it. HERE AT LAST: Rush job; nobody knew it was coming. FIELD TESTED: Manufacturer lacks test equipment. HIGH ACCURACY: Unit on which all parts fit. FUTURISTIC: No good reason why it looks like it does. REDESIGNED: Previous flaws fixed; hopefully. BREAKTHROUGH: We finally figured out a use for it. DIRECT SALES ONLY: Factory had fight with distributor. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT: We finally got it to work. MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix. MEETS ALL STANDARDS: Ours, not yours. SOLID-STATE: Heavy as hell. HIGH RELIABILITY: We made it work long enough to ship it.

I called my local restaurant for Chinese food. "Hello. I'm Wan King, the chef." I said, "I'll call back later."


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