الثلاثاء، 15 أكتوبر 2024

Grandma's Diploma

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Relationship Jokes
Submitted by Everleigh

My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.

Best Friend: "Does she like you?"

Me: "Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!"

Best friend: "If she likes you, she'll like anything."


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Grandma's Diploma
College Jokes
Submitted by GJ Winkler

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Walmart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here's something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma," and so on.

Eventually a bewildered shopper who had heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"

The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to Virginia Tech and this is what she came home with!"

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