الأربعاء، 9 أكتوبر 2024

[CyberJoke3000] October 9, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Automation and technology have helped lower the rate of malnutrition in the world from 33% to 12% over the past 50 years. Here's a video showing some of them:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I was so surprised when the stationary store moved.

A woman yelled at her husband, "You bastard! I'll never get rid of that smell!" "But you said I could do it!" "Like hell I did!" "You did, too. I said the toilet was blocked and I was desperate." "I told you to go to the gas station around the block." "And I said, 'I won't make it' and you said, 'Here's my keys. Go in my car!'"


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