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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Me (thinking): "I've got to get serious about losing weight." Me (to waitress): "What's in the Meat Lovers Burrito?" Waitress: "A whole bunch of different meats." Me (to waitress): "That sounds good. I'll have that." Waitress: "Do you want to add hash browns?" Also me: "Sure." Me (thinking): "Dammit!"
A Texan was in Chicago and wanted to buy some "city" clothes. He went to Marshall Fields and told the sweet young clerk, "Ma'am, I'm from Texas and I need a complete city outfit." Her eyes lit up. "Shall we begin with a suit?" "Shore, ma'am." "Size?" "53 tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's big." "Yes, ma'am. They grow 'em big in Texas." "What size shoes?" "15 double E." "Wow, that's really big! "Yes, ma'am. They grow 'em big in Texas." "What size shirt?" "Nineteen and a half neck, 38 sleeves." "They really do grow them big in Texas. Anything else?" "Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'm gonna need a hat. Eight and five-eighths Stetson." "Wow, that's big, too!" "Yes, ma'am. They grow 'em big in Texas." As she tallied up his bill, the Texan counted out his money. She blushed and asked, "Sir, may I ask you one question?" "Yes, ma'am. And I already know what it is. The answer is four inches." Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend's is bigger than that!" The Texan replied, "From the floor, ma'am? From the floor?!"
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