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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You're the love of my life." "Sir, I'm sorry, this is the brewery!" "Oh, I know...."
A man with two employees, Jack and Mary, fell upon hard times. He knew he had to fire one of them, but which? Jack or Mary? Both were qualified, positive, pleasant ...what to do? Finally, he decided to do it randomly -- the first one who went to the water cooler would be axed. Soon Mary needed to wash down a couple of aspirin and headed for some water. The boss called her into his office and began the painful task. "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off." Mary said, "You'd better jack off now because I've got a lot of work to finish but I'll be glad to do you at lunchtime."
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