It's Not for Planting

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It's Not for Planting Misc Jokes Submitted by BeckyJW A Native American gentleman was at the local home improvement store purchasing a few bags of gardening soil. As he waited in line to pay for his bags of dirt, a guy behind him spoke to him. "You gonna do some planting?" The Native American man turned to him and, with a very serious face, said, "No, I am buying my land back one bag at a time and I am getting a receipt this time." The shocked look on the guy's face was priceless.

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