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I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie; it was a rocky road!
"Did you hear about Henry?" one golfer asked another. "No, what?" "He shot par Thursday, went home early, found his wife in bed with another man, and shot them both dead!" "Could have been worse." "Worse? A double murder seems pretty bad. How could it have been worse?" "Well, if he had come home early on Wednesday instead of Thursday, he'd have shot me!"
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