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| I Will Miss Them
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Marty My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.
I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.
Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."
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| Choosing At the Altar
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless.
The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.
Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, "Why doesn't he just hurry up and pick one?"
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| Thought Of The Day: People Who Don't Need People "People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people."
- Terry Pratchett |
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