Household Budget

With Corrections Family Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Worse: With corrections.

Household Budget Family Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

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