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Exercise and Taxes
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Melissa Richelle

I wish working out was like taxes...

You suck it up, do it once...

And then you're good for a year!

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Where You Are
Work Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A couple is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes their lost. They spot a man down below and shout, "Excuse me, can you tell me where we are?"

The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Everything you have told me is technically correct, and yet it's of no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must work in management."

"We do. How did you know?"

"Well, you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help, and you're in the same position as you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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