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Mowing the Lawn

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My Girlfriend Isn't Talking to Me
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by RobertAlex

My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

Not sure how I did that...

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

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Mowing the Lawn
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you assume the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn wearing my swimming trunks?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

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