الخميس، 30 نوفمبر 2023

[CyberJoke3000] November 30, 2023

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CyberJokester Jeannie Melvin sends along this video of a man who has crazy good miniature machining skills. Wow!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?" The miner replied, "Mine. Mine. Mine."

A man visited a bordello but all the ladies were occupied. Madam didn't want to lose a sale, so she volunteered herself, saying, "There may be snow on the mountain, but there's summer in my heart." Things didn't go well and, after a while, he said, "There may be snow on the mountain and summer in the heart, but if you don't get some spring in your ass, we're gonna be here until fall!"


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الأربعاء، 29 نوفمبر 2023

It Takes Two

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Drop A Bad Habit
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by nerdasaurus

I used to think drinking was bad for me.

So I gave up thinking.
 

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It Takes Two
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Bill Sauro

I asked my wife to buy a single thyme plant while she was at the nursery, because that's all the room I have left in my planter.

She came back with two plants because they were on sale.

I guess she two thymed me.
 

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