It Takes Two

Drop A Bad Habit Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

It Takes Two Word Play Jokes Submitted by Bill Sauro I asked my wife to buy a single thyme plant while she was at the nursery, because that's all the room I have left in my planter. She came back with two plants because they were on sale. I guess she two thymed me.

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Fact Of The Day: Olympic Lifeguards The answer is lifeguards. The question is what is the last thing you would expect to find at an Olympic swimming pool? They are rarely shown on television and they are rarely needed, but they are there. They are there more as an extra precaution, but at least they get to see the action upfront! Not too shabby for a day's work.

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