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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
All I need to know about life, I learned from my dog: If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want. In regards to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg. Don't leave home without I.D. Be direct with people; tell them how you feel by peeing on their shoes. Know when to hold your tongue and when to use it. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. Always give people a friendly greeting; a cold nose in the crotch is particularly effective. If you do something wrong, take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed). If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
My brother liked to scrapbook in the nude, until the other day when he spilled glue and glitter all over his crotch. Pretty nuts!
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