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| Christmas in October
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by Marty On social media I posted, "If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!"
The next day, I didn't have any friends.
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| Covering the Bird
Animal Jokes
Submitted by sravanthi We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, "Mom, you always did it that way."
"Yes," my wife replied, "but you don't have a cat!"
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| Fact Of The Day: The First Thanksgiving Holiday It was on October 3, 1863 that then US President, Abraham Lincoln, declared Thanksgiving a national holiday. |
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