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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Why are you crying, Little Johnny?" He replied, "Because my new sneakers hurt, Mommy." She looked down, shook her head, and said, "That's because you put them on the wrong feet." Little Johnny cried, "But these are the only two feet I have!"
I like my dental hygienist. She's pretty and tends to rub her breasts against me while she works. That's why I eat an entire bag of Oreo cookies in the waiting room!
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