A Penny for Your Thoughts

Five Years? Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A wealthy ninety year old tycoon is meeting with is financial advisor. The advisor is very excited and tells the old man. " I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!" "Five years? Are you kidding?" exclaims the old man. "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas!"

A Penny for Your Thoughts Baby Jokes Submitted by ERS One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50."

You might like

Fact Of The Day: That's A Lot of Running It has been calculated that on average, a futbol/soccer player runs just under 10 miles in a single game.

Create an AJokeADay Account and Submit a Joke

Connect With Us   You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com. To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here. JokePrize, Inc. 999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2017 © All rights reserved.