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The Lab Assistant Word Play Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of germs?" She said, "Ammonia cleaner." I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here..."

Broken Misc Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken." A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building. "What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

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Fact Of The Day: Lake Disappointment Where in the world is Lake Disappointment? The answer is in Western Australia. The lake was given this name by explorer Frank Hann in 1897. Hoping to find a fresh water lake, he became 'disappointed' when it ended up being a saltwater one.

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