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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Cough, cough." "Are you taking the cough medicine I prescribed for you?" "No. After tasting it, I decided I'd rather cough!"
Joe and Moe were standing at the urinals, taking a leak. Joe said, "I wish mine was as big as my cousin Arnold's. He needs four fingers to hold his." Moe looked over and said, "But you're holding yours with four fingers." Joe sighed. "Yeah, but I'm peeing on three of them!"
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