Missing Wife

The Insecure Husband Family Jokes Submitted by Kevin Sander My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee.

Missing Wife Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife... Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet! Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked, she's five feet something... Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure. It may have been a suit or maybe shorts. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Tell me what kind of car she was driving? Husband: A black 2015 Corvette Z06, with supercharged 6.2 liter V8 engine generating 625 horse power teamed with an eight-speed track certified HD automatic transmission with paddle shifters and a removable carbon fiber roof pan!

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