The World's Most-Used Lies

Healthy Advice Elderly Jokes Submitted by Bill Sauro "Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?" "She said she wants a clean bill of health."

The World's Most-Used Lies Word Play Jokes Submitted by merk + It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't eat another bite. + The doctor will call you right back. + You don't look a day over 50. + Your baby is just beautiful. + Put the map away. I know where we're at. + Having a great time. Wish you were here!

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