Nightclub Denial

The Running Florist Work Jokes Submitted by Grampy I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying. By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block. As I ran after him, I heard a woman across the street yell, "Run, Florist, Run!"

Nightclub Denial Misc Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night. The doorman said to me, "Sorry sir, you've had too many." Confused, I replied, "What, drinks?" "No, sir, birthdays!"

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