Badge of Honor

Easy Exit Word Play Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.

Badge of Honor Kid Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Little Penny sees Little Millie coming back from girl scouts with several new badges. Penny: "Say, what didja get that badge for?" Millie: "For singing." Penny: "Ooh, nice! And what didja get that badge for?" Millie: "For not singing anymore."

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Fact Of The Day: Brazil Reading Program One can be released early from prison for good behavior. In one country, one can get out early for reading books. Due to overcrowding in Brazil's prison system, the government of Brazil has a program in place in which a prisoner can reduce his/her sentence by 4 days for every book they read. Inmates read a book, submit a book report, and if approved they will spend 4 days less in the penitentiary system.

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