Are You Doing Anything?

Technical Assistance Computer Jokes Submitted by wadejagz I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

Are You Doing Anything? Animal Jokes Submitted by aod318 My neighbor, she's single. She's single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!" "Great" she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

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