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Little or Nothing Food Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington Diner: "These oysters are very small." Waiter: "I suppose, sir." Diner: "And they don't look very fresh." Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"

Home Again Family Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts Our 26-year-old son moved back home with the idea to stock away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read: "Condo Down Payment"

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