Reporting for Duty

Appointment With My Cardiologist Doctor Jokes Submitted by Mr Nice Guy I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8 to 5. I left immediately! Why? I have to have better odds than that.

Reporting for Duty Marriage Jokes Submitted by sravanthi A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. "It's not going to work for me," he said, panicked. "Why not?" I asked. "Because I use my Guard pay for spending money." "So?" "For the past ten years, I've been telling my wife that I serve for free!"

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