Marriage Counseling

How Do I Look? Animal Jokes Submitted by Eliana Marin My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"... He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"

Marriage Counseling Religious Jokes Submitted by wildcats3333 John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! " John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "

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Fact Of The Day: Busy Day for Plumbers Black Friday is the busiest day of the year for shoppers, right? It is also the busiest day of the year for another group of people… plumbers. Only difference is they refer to it as 'Brown Friday' [I know, gross]. But it's not what you think. The calls for the day after Thanksgiving are usually kitchen sink and garbage disposal related.

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