Every Time I Breathe

Adult Fears Misc Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark... Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!

Every Time I Breathe Entertainment Jokes Submitted by ERS A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?" "Really?" he says. "Have you tried a good mouthwash?"

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