Silent Actor

Health or Wisdom One Liner Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein It is better to be healthy than wise... Being sick costs you money, but you can be dumb for free.

Silent Actor Family Jokes Submitted by HENNE Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years." Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

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Fact Of The Day: Harry Houdini Harry Houdini was a famed magician/illusionist who became popular at the turn into the 20th century. He was also involved in World War I. Houdini would train American soldiers and show them how to escape handcuffs, in case they were caught by the Germans.

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