The Real Meaning of Hotel Slogans

Paying For His Mistake Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, "We fought again, I can't do this anymore. I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

The Real Meaning of Hotel Slogans Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans Old world charm ................................. No bath Options galore ................................... Nothing is included in the itinerary No extra fees ..................................... No extras Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge Standard ........................................... Sub-standard Deluxe .............................................. Standard Superior ............................................ One free shower cap Cozy ................................................. Small All the amenities ................................ Two free shower caps Plush ................................................ Top and bottom sheets

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Fact Of The Day: Who Failed Music Class? Elvis Presley, the King of Rock N' Roll, is a musical icon. His music is still popular and he is one of the best-selling artists of all time. That makes it even harder to believe that he failed a music class. While in high school, his music teacher told him he couldn't sing. Elvis later said that music class was "the only thing I ever failed."

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