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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I loaned my friend $20,000 for his plastic surgery but now I don't know what he looks like!
Just before the innocent young girl was to go on her first date, her mother gave her some advice. "Men all want the same thing. Be careful. Don't let him kiss your lips or touch your breast or privates. Your lips are soft as rose petals and will shrivel. Your breasts are like crystal and will shatter. And your privates are like a grill and will burn whatever touches it." The girl left full of excitement and anxiety. When she got home, mom asked, "How was it?" "Oh, mum, it was fantastic. I think I'm in love!" "Slow down, dear. Did he try to get close to you?" "Well, yes, he did, but I did as you said and he was careful not to harm me." "What do you mean, 'careful?' Did he do something?" "Not exactly, mum. First, he wanted to kiss me, so I told him what you said and he stopped. Then he wanted to touch my breasts, so again I told him what you said and he stopped. Then he pushed his hand under my skirt, so I told him what you said about my grill. He said, "What a coincidence. I have a nice filet I would love to cook on your grill!" "WHAT?!?" screamed the mother. "I told you he was just like the others. You stopped him there, didn't you?" "Well, not really, mum. He was very careful not to burn his filet because, every so often, he took it out and had me taste it to see if it was cooked or not!"
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