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Fact Of The Day: An MLB First On September 01, 1964, Masanori Murakami became the first Japanese player to play in a Major League Baseball (MLB) game. The left-handed reliever pitched a scoreless inning for the San Francisco Giants in a 4-1 loss against the New York Mets. It would take another 30+ years before the next Japanese player (Hideo Nomo of the Los Angeles Dodgers) played in a MLB game.

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