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A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian were discussing their wives. The Canadian said, "My wife must be the dumbest woman in the world. She bought $900 worth of meat at a supermarket sale, and we don't even have a freezer!" The Scotsman said, "That's nothing! My wife bought a new car, and she can't even drive!" Not to be out-done, the Aussie said, "My wife is even dumber. Last week she left on her two-week holiday and she packed 20 condoms! And she ain't even got a penis!"


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الاثنين، 1 يوليو 2024

A Candy Store

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Do I?
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Leibel

Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

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A Candy Store
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Submitted by Danny Jackson

A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"

"Well, I have something here that could work for you," replies the storekeeper.

"What is it?"

"It's liquor-ish."

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