A Candy Store

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A Candy Store Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?" "Well, I have something here that could work for you," replies the storekeeper. "What is it?" "It's liquor-ish."

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