Free Beer All Night

A Problem Shared Marriage Jokes Submitted by Sunny Boy They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..." I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.

Free Beer All Night Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After noticing there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar, he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to give it a try?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, "Nah, no thanks. The steaks are too high!"

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