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How to Hug Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas I went to the library the other day and found a book titled "How to Hug". Wanting to learn the secrets of intimacy I quickly grabbed the book and headed to the checkout counter. The librarian was polite but said I couldn't check out the book because it was the seventh volume of Encyclopedia Britannica.

Anniversary Gift Marriage Jokes Submitted by HENNE On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!" "I suppose," the husband responded, "we could vacuum."

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