What's the Difference?

Sometimes... Relationship Jokes Submitted by HENNE Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears . Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your pain. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. But fart just one time...

What's the Difference? Military Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school. He was quiet and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, lieutenant?" I asked. He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive." I asked, "What's the difference?" He replied, "That means I'm scared, but with a university education."

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