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| Slow Clock
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Egbert My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.
That darn clock has always been slow.
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| The Hat For You
Salespeople Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
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| Thought Of The Day: A Self-Made Man "He is a self-made man and he worships his creator."
- Henry Clapp |
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