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We Call It An Opportunity Work Jokes Submitted by aod318 Man (to his boss): "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man: "Ok then, I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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Secret Formula Police Jokes Submitted by wadejagz The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.
When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983....
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Thought Of The Day: Too Busy To Be Looking "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
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