Two Boys Walk Into A Pharmacy

A Camera and A Foot Puns Submitted by Lizzy What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.

Two Boys Walk Into A Pharmacy Kid Jokes Submitted by HENNE Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

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